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I think i’ve realised why i have a slight case of depression/anxiety/complete lack of confidence.

I was fucked around by numerous people a few years back meaning i haven’t been confident since. This also makes it very difficult for me to let people into my life.

When i finally have someone i enjoy speaking to and being friends with, they either treat me like shit or forget about me. Not to mention when i get invited out (rarely happens) my parents wont allow me because they want me to go somewhere with them.

I’m so sick of being treated like shit. People fucking suck.

14 year old girls.

14 year old girls is why i want to send myself and the rest of the population of the world into oblivion. 

If there is one thing that i cannot stand, it is 14 year old girls making inspirational facebook statuses and judgement calls. How you can make a judgement call when you are 14 is beyond me, regardless, i have more interesting things to talk about. 

when i see statuses about life made by these blood boiling cretins. i really struggle to comprehend what has happened in their young life for them to be able to make statuses about how difficult life is.

HEADS UP: life is difficult, slut. 

Life is no walk in the park, you have to work hard to make it what you want.
Your life is not over because the boy you like broke your heart (at 14). Get fucked, that’s an insult to your parents and the life they’ve created for you and the circumstance that you live under.

“Boys will only break your heart” do you want them to break your arm instead, what do you think is going to happen when you’re in a “relationship” at the age of 14*. Boys will always break your heart at 14 at some point in time, regardless of whether he says he ‘loves’ you or not. Grow up.

I had my first ‘drink’ when i was 15, nearly 16 at a friends house. given, one beers is not that bad at 15. But when i see 14 year old girls openly admitting that they were “completely fucked” last night, it makes me want to snap their necks. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, to the point where it makes me want to projectile vomit on my own face. This, inevitably, will end the human race as we know it today, hold me to it. Drinking so much at a young age basically means they will continue to do this, ruin their education and do nothing with their life. WHAT A WASTE. 

also, when somehow these girls are liked by absolutely everyone for being a complete attention whore, get a hobby instead or being a facebook fiend.

14 year old girls deserve to die if they act in anyway like this above. i feel like headbutting myself in the face.


*If you think you are in a relationship at 14: you are a moron. die.


 

Relationships.

I decided that, even if no one reads them, i’m going to post my rants on tumblr to let out my anger and frustration with the stupidity and ignorance the majority of the human race exudes.

My first one, as the title suggests, is about relationships.

Relationships destroy friendships. End of.
Given, as soon as someone finds a person that makes them feel good about themselves and happy (for once).
But, this doesn’t mean that you have to ‘forget’ your ‘friends’ because you have to spend 150% (yes, it is possible) thinking, spending time with and letting all your social media ‘friends’ etc, know about how much you love your ‘better half <333’

My favourite part about this is when their relationship ends, or they have a break* which effectively means they’ll be kissing my ass until their break ends or they find another person. Hey, how about fuck you? i’m not fucking bothering with you after you didn’t bother with me for the best part of a year. 

Relationships involving people under the age of 18 are purely because people want sex. It is not, and i repeat not, because they truly care and appreciate that person, if each partner was to ask the other if they were able to just be friends with benefits, they would say yes. It’s simple, sex makes the world go round. I truely hate the idea of anyone under the age of 18 saying they want to be with that person for the rest of their lives. this is the reason people commit suicide at such a young age, because they can’t understand the concept that someone can break up with them after saying ‘i love you’. I honestly cannot stand my generation. everyone with a few notable exceptions, can do the only thing they want to do…get fucked (lol irony).


*Break: “By far the most idiotic concept ever created. Introduced to the masses by friends when Ross and Rachel went on a “Break.” Since then, when girls are too stupid, bitchy or confused to just break up with someone, the decide to “take a break.” The literal translation of “I think we should go on a break” when translated to actual english is ” I’m a bitch and I would like to waste some more of your time by half staying together.”